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oh, the places you'll go.

check behind you.

Oh nothing, me sitting her with Mark Jason in the fucking dark

this was the first movie i ever cried in, at this exact moment omgggg.

this was the first movie i ever cried in, at this exact moment omgggg.

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Thank You AutoCorrect. No Really. Thank You.

Bella: Hey what's up? I'm in le car with Zach.
Me: Drunk at a tweeiebke part what about you also thank youc autocorrect.
Me: Lol. Good I'm prrweeeeeeeety deymubj.
Bella: Awhhh I miss you so much!!!! Wish I was there!!!!
Me: It's upsetting. I wouldn't wavy ylivto be here.
Bella: Make what end??
Me: The party I dint like it qnjw it gnawT.
Bella: Awhh are you with friends?
Me: Yea but they're naybe leaving soon? I will notable e until tad drunk drops
Me: Less drunk. I will leave with im less drunk.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST SAW THIS NOW.

All Of The Text Interactions With My Step Father Since August

Aug 23rd
Michael: Will you be OK with some sausages??
Me: I actually grabbed myself a sandwich sorry! I figured we were on our own tonight.
Aug 24th
Me: Hey I'm at rehearsal until 7:30ish. So I won't be home until a little before 8.
Michael: That's fine. I'm out for dinner so you are on yr own.
Me: Ok
Sep 7th
Michael: You home for dinner?
Me: Nope. I have rehearsal I'm gonna grab dinner out.
Dec 19th
Michael: Don't forget my money!
Feb 15th
Me: Thank you so much for the flowers Michael! They're beautiful.
Michael: Delighted. Glad u liked them.

I HAVE THE BIGGEST TUMBLR PENIS EVER.

iledan:

You guys would be impressed.

^^ it’s so true. 

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